Sunday, May 27, 2012

Ashton and Demi Getting Back W/ Each Other?



So Ashton and Demi were spotted at the birthday party of the man who married them, and couldn't get through the entire affair without a long ass embrace, said to last over a minute.

Underneath those fake boobs, the dumb rich playboy, and all that is necessary to make a 50? year old woman look 25, they're still just people. So hopefully they will wind up happy, whether it's together or not. I wish them both the best.

Amanda Bynes Allegedly Involved in ANOTHER Hit n Run



Amanda Bynes, the actress, was involved in a DUI, for which she must appear in court on June 6. But since then she allegedly was involved in ANOTHER hit and run while in a rental Bimmer. The victim followed her, got the license plate and subsequently ID'd her from a mug shot taken days earlier from the DUI. The CHP determined that the car was a rental from Enterprise, who ID'd Amanda as the renter.

Given that this is twice in just a few days, perhaps this girl needs a little help. I know sometimes people become famous and it's hard for them to deal with the fame and having all that money and all, but damn, girl, you won't have anything left if you keep paying out for these accidents you're causing.

Let's hope she hires a driver before she actually hurts someone.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Daniel Lynn Birkhead is Starting to Look Like Mommy



I wonder if she'll grow up and become as famous as her mom was?

Cameron Diaz May Have Had Too Much...


So here are some pics of Cameron Diaz, and from what I've been reading, it look like people are saying that she's been having a little plastic surgery overload. Fillers, Botox and possibly laser or chemical peel treatments have  changed her looks it seems.

Arsenio Hall May Get a New Talk Show



Talk show legend Arsenio Hall won Celebrity Apprentice this year, and now there are 3, yup, 3 networks considering giving him a talk show again. Arsenio's talk show on Fox TV is part of what made it possible for Fox to compete with ABC, NBC and CBS back in the 90s. His show went from 89-94 and was huge. He's been trying to get back into being a talk show host ever since. I'm not sure why he hasn't been. You've got some shows with absolutely no talent on them, and a guy like Arsenio hasn't had a good run since that show went off the air. But execs at some of the networks apparently liked what they saw when he was on Celebrity Apprentice, and are thinking about putting him back on his own show again.

I think he'd do really well in a late late show, the time slot David Letterman used to rule before he moved up to earlier time slots.

I remember Arsenio was blowing up as Semi, the sidekick to Eddie Murphy's character in Coming To America when his show took off. He started as a replacement for my personal friend, the legendary Joan Rivers, who famously was blackballed from television when she left the high profile gig as permanent guest host of The Tonight Show to start her own "The Late Show". While Joan arguably got a bad turn, and fought for years to attain the status she has now, her loss was a win for Arsenio Hall, who took her spot as host, then got his own show soon thereafter.

Tidbit: You may not know this, but C&C Music Factory's biggest hit, "Things That Make You Go Hmmm" was inspired by an Arsenio segment where he would mention the same.

Some other landmarks attributed to Arsenio and his show: Jim Henson, the creator of the Muppets, appeared on his show 12 days before his death. It was one of his last appearances and arguably one of the most memorable.

During a taping in 1991, a few members of Queer Nation, seated in the back of the audience, interrupted Arse's (he's a comedian, he won't mind) monologue to accuse him of not booking gay guests and being anti-gay. Arsenio defended himself, saying that indeed he'd had many gay guest, then named them. He went on to say that he didn't book guests based on their sexual orientation but instead he booked based on what they had going on at the time. He also mentioned that he has many gay friends, that many people in show business aren't out with their sexuality, and that it really was nobody's business what someone's sexual orientation is. It's also important to mention here that in Celebrity Apprentice, Arsenio Hall's charity was Magic Johnson's AIDS foundation, which helps people of all colors and orientations who are afflicted by AIDS and HIV.

About the time his show was cancelled, competition from various new talk shows from the likes of Chevy Chase, Pat Sajak, and Jon Stewart, as well as being pushed into late late late late time slots, signaled that the end was near for the Arsenio Hall show.

We wish you all the best Arsenio!

Dharun Ravi Sentenced to 30 Days



Dharun Ravi, the Rutgers student who famously caused the death of Tyler Clementi by outing him and broadcasting his meeting with another gay man in his dorm room over the internet was sentenced to 30 days in jail for his punishment. Unfortunately, this will not bring back Tyler. Hopefully his parents will bring a civil suit against Ravi. If they get a few million, it may take Ravi his life to pay it back. Perhaps karma will kick in and this immigrant will be deported after leaving prison with his butt hurting from being forced to experience gay sex from the bitch's perspective.

The judge said something about him not being deported, but I don't think a state judge has the power to change federal policy. And federal policy is that convicted felons who are immigrants are to be deported. With any luck this trash will be sent to live in filth in it's birth country.

This is one of the biggest travesties I've seen in a felony case since OJ Simpson got off on murder. This guy should be tossed in general population, forced to bunk with the biggest blackest meanest rapist they can find and left there till his ass is as big as his mouth. I think that this guy Ravi(oli) must be a closet case gay boy. No straight man could be that homophobic.

Old News Mark Zuckerberg Marries Girlfriend



So he made billions off his IPO, then he finally decided it was time to settle down and get married. The day after he became flush with billions and billions of dollars, Mark Zuckerberg married his girlfriend, Priscilla Chan. What do you get for the couple that has everything, literally? A mattress to hide all that money under?